The Captain's Inner Pirate

Thanks to everyone who voted. Apparently y'all think I'm a Crafty Pirate. While at first I thought this had something to do with scrapbooking or decoupage, I realized this was incorrect.

Yarr. The crafty ship's captain is crafty indeed. They launch attacks on the King's ships. They launch attacks on the Queen's ships. They launch attacks on any ships minding their own business, having a smoke by the door. And then they board, they seize, they loot and they plunder - often with the help of their bosun and their navigator, who may or may not be animals and food. Yarrr.

Thanks to Alun for the link.